i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
but seriously when did we all start saying “yo”
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”